Feb 2008

Oi Tudo bem? ...

So we're on the bus to Rio and it's OK except that it`s 22 hours. We take our usual tranquilizers and bed down for the night. British airways eye masks and blankets. In the middle of the night, not sure what time, I'm awoken from a deep sleep by a sharp prodding on my shoulder. The bus is pitch black but I can just about make out a woman or girl. she speaks to me in broken English which i can't understand because I'm totally out of it and have a nodding dog head. If she could see my eyes they´d be rolling to the back of my head. I try explain that i don't understand . It feels like I'm speaking with a sponge in my mouth. She disappears to the back of the bus only to reappear about 5 mins later with a letter written on the back of an envelope. She thinks I'm American and she wants to know if I can help her get work there. She has given me all her coordinates and explains she just wants to learn English there. It´s heart wrenching and I'm really not in a fit state to do anything apart from pass out again, I fold the letter and place it in my bag. I'll email her later and explain I can't really help. How desperate. It freaks me out a bit, but makes me realise how lucky we are to have what we've got. When I wake in Rio its feels like the thing was a weird dream, but I still have the letter, a very real dream. We fall off the bus and get our backpacks. Unfortunately mine is dripping wet, and if that wasn't bad enough it stinks of god knows what. I cant bear it, you know what I'm like about stains on things. I'm so upset I can bearly breathe and storm off to the baniero to try and dry some of it off. My new back pack!!! I'm so precious :o( , OCD?! Sort it out Esther.

Ill never know what the spillage was except that I think it was rotten fruit, so at least not milk or eggs or something worse. Although I'm still speechless about my bag, M and I are back in our fave RIO! and we're so well versed now in bus travel we're practically "on the buses". We're old pros! Straight onto a bus to Ipanema and straight to Louis Vuitton, sorry Ipanema beach house. We get there and can't have the original room with the en suite so we settle for room E with air con. Hang on though, it's a mixed dorm??. Ok this is a bit strange. How are we supposed to change? Etc. This is very apparent to M who has realised, well it's been suspected for a while now, that the "travel TOWEL" she bought from Muji. Is actually a travel tea towel. Plus it's like that glossy loo paper that makes you wetter than you actually are. It's crapola. She opts to hire a towel from the hostel for the duration. We also have a new trick up our sleeve which is the bed sheet toga. You get a nice clean sheet from each hostel to sleep under. M loves swanning around wearing hers toga style, plus it makes a good personal changing room.

We have rather a lot of honking laundry to do, so go off for a wander to find Wash Club, a great laundry come internet place. We drop our stuff off and when we come back later to collect it we bring our cameras and some CDs to upload photos on. Of course the computer is all in Portuguese so I have to enlist the help of the nice wash club man to help me do this. Now what are the chances that out of 400 odd photos that I need to save onto a disk, the ones that pop up on the screen whilst he's helping are naked shots of my glow in the dark boobs!! Fuck, I just sit there and go red. I look even more sun burnt. Life is too funny! When I leave he just laughs and says he'll help if I have more photos!

Still haven't uploaded any photos, sorry. I seem not to be able to do it. Every time I try either the internet is shit or it just a hassle. Back in Rio we again do the Christ Redeemer trip. So worth it. Hot day and amazing views of Rio. Its just breathtaking. Promise those photos soon!!!

I'm going through a rather argumentative period with my hair at the moment, we're just not getting on. I wash it and then leave it to dry naturally. It's really wavy and big. Plus the neat fringe cut I got before I went away, which looked great with nicely straightened sleek hair, sort of all choppy. Now in its natural cow lick state, has turned into a sort of side quiff. Most unattractive. M says she likes it (I hope she means it), but I'm just not sure. Even George said..."whats goin on with your hair?!" ... actually he said he also liked it. Don't believe him.

We end up with two boys in our room called Frank and Bram. Frank's Irish and Bram's Dutch. They met in Itacare and are hilarious. Basically M and I boss then about and wind them up. We love it and they love it! So we're all happy.

On the Saturday we organize to do a favela tour. We go with a company recommended in Footprint and head out to Rochina which is the biggest favela in Rio and home to estimated 200000 people. Incredibly it's not marked on any Rio map and the government won't acknowledge its existence officially. Actually the main road into the favela, is now officially recognised as a road, because a bank opened a branch there. The rest of the favela which is massive and covers many hills over looking other very wealthy parts of Rio, just doesn't exist. It's crazy. It's a very enlightening tour and we learn how each favela is governed by drug lords and although there is no normal police prescence we're safe because essentially they need to keep the state happy, so they can continue their drug dealing in safety. Killing tourists isn't good for business.

We are still obsessing about favelas when we decide to do a favela funk party on the Sunday eve. Whata mistaka to maka. Hideous. We get somewhere, apparently a favela but its just a massive dance hall full of about 2000 sweaty blokes and girls all gyrating to crap music. We have VIP tickets which basically entitles us to stand in a cattle pen area. Awful, and we last about 10 mins before we jump in a cab and head home. Oh yeah the DJ is called DJ PHABYO! Say no more.

To do list:
How can I live in Rio? I love it
Photos
Join AA (Acai anonymous)
Update blog better.
Try not to stand on the back of M's flip flops.

NB...
I spend the first hour at the hostel showering my backpack and trying to rid it of smell. I the leave it out to dry in the sun. Its fine now.
M´s ear infection still there, slowely getting better.
M wishes she cuold update her facebook status: "stuck in Favela traffic jam"...
The weather is a bit crap.
Nathan (another dorm recruit) trying to open a velcro pouch slowly and quietly in the dorm, - M´s shout of "just open the fucking thing will you!!!"
I'm peeling and have attractive tan "hole" on right arm.
Time is flying.
Missing everyone a lot.

xxxxx

Hello,

Our journey from Morro to Itacare has been quite good, the two German girls with share the taxi with are nice and we compare notes on Salvador and Morro. The conversation turns to boys (typical!), and we mention that we´ve come all this way to Brazil, to meet a cute German and some English boys. They agree with us and explain that they too have met a nice German boy who also has a job in Zurich, same as our German boy... strange? It couldn't be the same boy could it? It sure could, so we all compare photos of Felix and agree that he was obviously sewing his royal oates in Brazil and we were lucky he´d only got some snogs out of us! Boys eh?! Can't live with them...

Itacare is a sleepy surfing haven on the coast of Bahia about 6 hours south of Salvador. We're booked into a hostel in the middle of town, called Auberge de Pharol. We check in and get a nice room over-looking the village square, with a balcony and an en suite(!). We´re sharing initially with a Norwegian woman who´s rather moody, but she leaves after one night, and we get two fun Danish girls. We like it here. The beaches are beautiful and more rustic than Morro, the people are cooler too, hippies and surfers. Plus the sea is proper, I mean big waves and a nice cool temperature. There is lots of handmade jewellery on sale in Itacare, made with twine, leather, bone, and acai berry beads. I buy a pair of earring`s on the beach made with snake and crocodile teeth. Sometimes the teeth accidentaly bite me when I wear them!

For dinner we find a transvestite pizza parlour up one of the streets near our hostel. The lady/man who runs it is super glamorous, and beautifully turned out, she's stunning. The whole atmosphere of the place is electric and as a treat, we order a glass of red wine each. For some reason you can't buy wine by the glass in Brazil, well in the restaurants and places we've frequented. We've been to mean to buy a whole bottle, so when we can just order a glass, it's heaven. We relish every sip. It's a nice Cabernet Sauvignon from Chile, mmm. Party animals that we are, we do some window shopping on the main street, and then turn in for the night. In our 6 nights here we're in bed every night by 10 o'clock. This proves quite funny when the two Danish 20 year olds are getting in from the beach / after beach drinks at this time, showering, getting dolled up, to then hit the town again for the night. We get up around 8am ish (sometimes earlier), just when the Danes are coming home! What a change around. I really feel old now, this should be me!!! Sorry this used to be me (us!). We like the Danes and love how cross eyed they are when they finally surface much later in the day. We can appreciate their fun, snug in the realisation we don't need to do all that anymore (much!).

M and I take surf lessons. We'd been recommended that we use 'Thor' down towards the beach. We get a joint lesson but with his brother in law Leandro, who speaks better English. Leandro reminds me of Doug in San Diego. He's petit and has that muscly upper body surf look. He's a good teacher and we have a great first day catching waves and falling off the boards. Unfortunately I bang my knee about 5 times and feel it going blue and squashy with funny liquid (?) , which it's done since fucking it up in Les Arcs, snowboarding in about 1900 and frozen to death (1990?) Every movement hurts. When we finish we're properly exhausted, so exhausted in fact we can't speak or do anything. On route home we find an amazing Israeli falafel place which is also cheap, and can just about muster the energy to eat dinner. Yummy fresh falafels with humous, tzaziki, fresh herbs and grilled aubergine all wrapped in home made flat bread. Delicious! All washed done with, well I have a beer, but M has a lemon and mint cooler. Lemon and fresh mint and ice all blended together with sugar. So refreshing. We hit the sack and are completely oblivious to any Danish antics that night, they could have had a party in our room and we wouldn't have noticed.

On day two surfing I attempt to do it, but the knee is saying no, so I resign myself to sitting on the beach, damn! I get sun burnt. Fronts of arms and legs. Face is also a bit red (not too bad). I shower and after-sun up in the evening, and decide I have glow in the dark boobs. A perfect neon white body bikini. I find it miraculous how skin changes colour and I love being brown.

M and I have become Havaiana obsessed. We can't walk past a shop without stopping and checking on the different styles. They also have a brand here called Ipanema. These in our mind are inferior. Isn't it strange how we've taken that 'style stance' about a foreign product when we really don't know what's cool or not cool in a foreign country. Plus you can buy Giselle Ipanemas. And I actually like them.

We have a day off surfing on the Sunday to allow injuries to heal and to chill (we've been so busy!), I spent all day in the hammock on Saturday. Exhausting. M now also has bruises and cuts. We have afternoon tea at a lovely cafe on the main sleepy street. Delicious chocolate cake and ice cream. Heavenly. Cocoa is grown in the area so is a delicacy of the town. Best quality chocolate in small quantities (well modest quantities ie not a whole bar of dairy milk), is hard to beat. We feel the love and the serotonin transmitters firing in our heads.

M and I attract weirdos. Is this a like attracting like thing? Or is it (we hope it is), opposites attract. So far on our trip we've met many nice people whom we definitely want to remain in contact with. In Itacare we meet John, whom we actually met in Salvador briefly. He decides click on to us and we have trouble shaking him off. He invites himself to dinner one evening after inviting himself to 'lie on the beach with us'... We don't really want him to come, so we sneak out of the hostel and head to the falafel place on our own. Only 30 mins later to be caught red handed hiding behind the flat bead wraps with humous on our lips, by John who basically bollocks us and is angry! What nonsense! We feel like naughty school girls. Honestly, some people. He then tries to entice us to watch him have tattoo, a massive Peruvian cross on the top of his back. We politely decline the offer. He's been travelling too long and has been abusing some South American exports we believe, he's deffo wacko.

On our last day, I still don't feel up to surfing, so offer to translate some of Leandro's shamanism writings. He's a real Carlos Castaneda and has written many stories about magic forests and true love. It's all very deep and therefore difficult to translate. It's heavy going but I'm glad to have helped. M's now been properly bitten by the surf bug.

After three attempts to procure a bus ticket to Rio...we finally get one. Brazillian scheduling is not always very organised. We head back to the hostel to chill and pack up, our departure is 6am!

I haven't screwed the top of my water bottle on securely, so it spills its contents all over my mattress. It looks like I've wet the bed. I advise the hostel and am given a new mattress.

We get up a 5.30am to get organised, whilst M is brushing her teeth she hears a glug glug glug sound. Her water bottle is now emptying its contents all over her mattress. It's so wet we have to pull it out of the room and leave it on the balcony. We leave the hostel, the pair of serial bed wetters!

22 hours to Rio...

NB:

I feel old and creaky.
John - names have changed to protect the innocent/not so innocent.
Green coconuts slashed with a machete.
Forgetting the lock, but not.
Chocolate salty balls.
Suduko.
Ochre soil blue sky.
Feeling quite home sick.

xxxxxxx

We´re booked on the 2pm catamaran from Salvador to Morro. This leaves us plenty of time to wake up (having not really slept anyway) and then crash around the dorm room noisily , WITH the light on packing up our stuff and getting organised. The dorm is full of snoring smelly drunken girls (excluding ourselves!) and possible boys. The floor is awash with dirty knickers, shoes, flipflops, discarded feather headdresses and all sorts of other carnival parafinalia.
Once we´ve checked out we establish that none of the normal bus routes are running because of the carnival, so we have to find a temporary bus stop somewhere 'over in that direction'. We get the beetles shells on and get underway. We have to hike about 30mins! to find somewhere, to go somewhere else, to get to the Terminal Touristico, its all very confusing. A kindly gent, one whom we initially eye up as a potential mugger actually turns out to be very helpful and even walks us all of the way to where the buses are. Then he finds out which bus we need! Salvador has really toughened me up to be super vigilant and careful about anyone offering help or assistance. It´s such a relief to be offered genuine and thoughtful help. We get the Terminal Touristico in plenty of time and seamlessly! I love Brazil and it´s people. People just ' are ' , there's no bullshit.

The crossing is about two hours and we´re both looking forward to something chilled and a nice beach. After farting around trying to find a cheaper hostel than one we´d been quoted via email, being exceedingly sweaty, tired and pooped; M and I have our first real row (which lasts about all of 20 mins) and is saved by TIME OUT PLUEASE! and unbeknown to me then, a Ferraro Rocher ice cream. M´s positively chirpy when I return.

We check in the Pousada Genova on beach number 3. Its a small room, but it´s our own, has air con and a good shower. As the name suggests our hosts are Italian but from Torino(?). They chain smoke continually and mill round an outside table (their lounge essentially), and gesticulate a lot; the fag ash Liliana's and Giovanni's. They're very sweet and let us use the Internet and phone (to receive calls) for free, so in fact we love them.
We're woken up in the morning by our Italian host Mr Genova...who is the splitting image of Randy Quaid aka the cousin in National Lampoons Vacation (the one who buys the white slip on shoes for Clark Griswald), loudly honking a big greeny onto the sand. Morning!! Breakfast is however quite good, delicious fried egg baps and fruit.

We hit the beach, wow. Its too beautiful for words, "have I died and gone to heaven?" is about all we can say. We don't speak anymore or stress we just bake and dip into the water when we start to frazzle.

Its quite busy in Morro, so although the beaches are beautiful, really beautiful, it's also very touristy. I feel safer here than Salvador so i'm happy to be here. Plus because of the situation at home in London, I'm glad of the free Internet and calling facilities of the pousada. The accommodation is expensive (because of Carnival) so we try to keep costs down on extras ie food to a minimum. I'm still totally addicted to acai and cheese on sticks. I have a delicious fruit salad made for me on the beach by a man with a trolley. Gosh the Brazilians love their trolleys. All sorts of them go up and down the beach. Some pushed, some pulled by mule, all with some interesting comestible to keep the wolf from the door.

One evening we decide to hit town and there's supposed to be a foam party (yuk?!) at the old fort club up on the headland. It'll be a laugh and it is! After far two many caipirinha's again! Decided that its complete loopy juice and deadly. M and I spend all evening in complete fits of giggles. We have so much fun even when the bigged up party is crap. The venue is amazing, the music and people are not. We manage about two hours then back home. We´ve had a really good time and laughter really is the best medicine. Caipirinha hangover - horrible, end of story.
Whilst in Salvador we hooked up with a friend of mine from London called George and his friend Guy. Both hilarious. They have been in Salvador since we saw them, doing the Carnival properly and partying on down...they meet us in Morro on the Tuesday evening. They've fallen off the wagon since the Thursday before, so whilst waiting for them at a beach bar we rightly surmise that they will be generally white and pasty. Unlike our bronzed selves. We're correct. They've had a cracking time and they tell us all about the silly antics they've got up to. God it's good to be out with some witty Brits. We end up going to another party on the island, but this time we need to get a boat there. So after a couple of Caipi's, sake with sushi, then cough mixture drinks at this party and beer (what?) we get to this party, seem to be the only Gringos and its just a sort of acoustic, samba? (but not that good), music thing on a village green. There's one sound system in the corner blaring out some house-ish music and a man dancing in speedo's - but we're feeling rather drunk (or ill) so decide to head home. The boat trip back turns into a dancing fest when would you believe `put your hands up for Detroit, i love this city...` is played as well as bodyrox??! George pole dances and we`re embarrassingly Brits abroad, but luckily no one falls over board. Back on Morro after our adventure and after the highs of the accidental boat party, we try the Old Fort club once more, better but still crap, cut our losses and are escorted home by the boys. Very chivalrous! On route we stop off for a brazilian 'hot dog' from another man with his trolley. A neat bun holds a rather short podgy sausage, but the treat is you can have peas, carrots and sweetcorn served on your hot dog! He has little tupperwares on his stand and each dog (except m's) is beautifully finished with a neat spoon of each topping. Such pride is taken in this simple procedure, it's the best hot dog ever and we giggle about the peas and carrots for days to come.
We have to be up early to catch the ferry to take us towards Itacarè, fuck. It can't get much worse until we've made it to the ferry terminal again, and they play `When I was young. I never needed anyone. and making love was just for fun. those days are gone ... I never, never, never. needed anyone `on a loop. Please shoot me now. It`s a short boat ride to the the mainland and then a taxi with two German girls to Itacaré.

Footnotes:

Our little monkey in Morro.
The mini fags.
Delishious pasta.
`Alex ` My shouting for his attention.
The cute dog who got aroused.
M's ear infection.
Wheelbarrows taxi (there are no cars so the wheelbarrow transports luggage etc, not sure about people?)
The other party we tried to go to, with the worst music evah. evah. We get there and without a word walk straight out.
I Luv Brazil/Brasil xx

Tschaw xx

Ola,

can´t get to grips with Portuguese at all. Its unlike anything I´ve heard before. It may as well be Chinese or double Dutch. Speaking of Chinese, I have a Chinese symbol on a necklace round my neck. It was my one necklace I allowed myself to take with me while away. I´m really missing the one Sarah bought me for my birthday, but I knew I´d probably loose it, so left it home safe. So I have a Chinese symbol round my neck and I don´t know what it means. I´ve had it in my jewellery box forever, Mum did it come from you? Anyway I´m assuming it means peace or good fortune or something. I need to find out. I feel silly not knowing.

We arrive feeling jet lagged in Salvador at 6.30 ish in the morning. Felix joins us and comes to our hostel. Its painted bright yellow and it´s in a beautiful old colonial house. M is worried about Salvador and isn´t sure she likes it. Driving to the hostel (we take a taxi, luxury!), it seems Salvador is just one big favela. I´m looking forward to seeing the architecture...but at the moment, I just need to sort my bed out for tonight. The inefficient girls behind the desk tell us to return at midday because they don´t know what beds they have available yet. We bite our tongues, dump the backpacks in the front room, slap on some sun block, and head for the beach. Not the most beautiful (or clean) beach, but straight at the bottom of the road and quite quiet! (oh yeah its still only 7.30am...).

We flop there till we can check in. We can´t stay in the same room. M chooses the long straw and gets the air-conditioned room...I squeeze into a matchbox room for 6. Its supposed to be for 4 girls, but because of carnival they´ve squeezed in 6, great. Salvador is definitely poorer and dirtier that Rio, I´ve heard so many stories of pick pockets, muggings and other stuff. I feel quite scared walking around (in retrospect this ruins my stay there, we got a lot of attention but I wish I hadn´t felt quite so uncomfortable). We stay in Salvador till the 1st and get in one night of Carnival. One morning we decide to walk to the old centre but take a wrong turn, so we really do end up in an area we´ve been warned about. We have cameras with us and even though it feels like everyone is out to mug us we still take a few snaps. M points out that Kate Adie must feel rather like this.

One of the most striking features in Brazil is the colours. They are incredible. London is so grey! Brazil is so vibrant and the colours are super bright. Whether its the green foliage, the blue sky, the turquoise sea, the buildings and the clothes. Its a feast for the eyes and one I could never tire of. Even in the run down crumbling streets of Salvador; the peeling facades of the architecture brighten the landscape. Mixed with cool graffiti and crazy electrical wiring and dripping rusting drainage and ironmongery. I want to take a million photos, but I´m too scared to take out my camera. I hate this. Luckily our wrong turn ends up in the Pelourinho, the old colonial centre.

Our reluctance to fork out 300 ish pounds for hostel accommodation for the full 6 days of carnival, and the thought of getting wasted for six days (oh my god what's happened to me?!) means we decide to stay for only one night of the carnival. I slightly wish we´d done one more night, but we couldn´t find accommodation and this decides it for us. We put on sensible clothes (shorts and t-shirts, not a whiff of playsuit!), take out 30 real each, no bag, camera or anything. Not even any jewellery. We hit the streets about 6 ish in the evening. Its crazy. Being the only white blond girls anywhere to be seen, we get touched, stroked and our hair felt. Unnerving. We walk about three blocks before we stop next to a Pousada on the main street which has a balcony of blonds sitting on it. Within about 5 mins we´ve been spotted asked if we were aussie and invited up to the balcony, result! Front row seats of the procession. A private balcony with a bar and we meet some nice people! From our vantage point we observer the craziness of the carnival stress free, I wish I´d brought my camera.

Insert: completely forgot about a funny thing that happened in Trancoso! One evening when we´d finished our disco nap and then headed to meet the aussies at their trance pousada. We ended up getting rather drunk?!...then remembered that we had to meet Henry (the English cousin of Caroline who stood us up), well on walking back we nipped into our pousada to freshen up etc. 15 mins later we left and I stormed ahead across the green in the middle of Trancoso completely oblivious to about 100 people sitting in silence watching a movie on an outdoor screen! Luckily one of us has our whits about us (M!) and rescued me in the nick of time. I was about to walk straight in front of their movie, how embarrassing!!! Thanks M I owe you one...

So the carnival was amazing and even more colourful and noisy than I imagined, and such a brilliant atmosphere. We didn´t do a Blocco which you pay 100 pounds for...you get a Tshirt and basically you can then travel with a mobile sound system (ie 18 wheel truck dolled up to the nines with bar, loo and monster bass bins etc...they move along the streets very slowly and when you´re part of the blocco you can dance in the enclave or roped in area around the truck) It all looks very confusing and how they police this i´m not sure. We didn´t do it...apparently the DJ Tiesto Blocco was the bees knees and I´m sad I missed it. Fat Boy Slim did on on the last night too, but havn´t heard about it. We finally get to bed, and are then woken throughout the night by totally wasted girls (don´t know any of them)...being pissed and loud. I awake to a Danish girl trying to work out whether the body in her bed, is a boy or a girl!? This discussion goes on for about 20mins during which they try to wake the person but to no avail. I feel smug I´m hungover, but not THAT hungover. M and I head to the Terminal Turistico to get the catamaran to take us from this craziness. Secretly I wish I´d done the whole carnival FULL ON! I think my mind and body thank me for not though.

Missing everyone!

xxxx

Interesting things:

It was a girl in the Danes bed.
We meet friend George (from London) in Salvador...oh a quick snog??!
We see H in Salvador but then loose her again.
Grilled cheese on a stick, new favorite food.
The search for Greenfields a club, but actually a street.
M´s sense of humour failure.

Dear blag,

Its pouring down with rain in Rio (21st Jan Louise's Birthday), M and i check out of Ipanema Beach House and head to main road towards the beach to find a bus to the Rodoviaria (bus station pronounced `hodoviaria´). Its 28 degrees and very wet. We´re both steaming. Finally the correct bus arrives after a number of failed attempts. Getting on a bus in Brasil with a backpack is difficult, you have to fit through and a really narrow turnstile. M and I look like beetles. We are gringo beetles. The backpack scenario is exhausting. I´m glad of my minimal packing and my smaller backpack, M is struggling with her´s and she´s slowly realising that YSL wooden platform shoes were probably best left at home. She´s basically carrying around a log. I´m very glad that I posted a box of sundries back home to ma and pa, including my perfume (which I now regret). So we´re on the bus going to not really sure where...I attempt in Portuguese to ask the bus conductor lady to tell us when we get to the Rodoviaria. She looks at me blankly. Rio is massive and it´s seven o´clock ish and getting dark. We´ve been told not to get on buses after dark. We both slightly on edge. M´s blond six footedness is a constant source of male interest, but as she points out she can look quite scary sometimes too. All of a sudden we seem to turn into a favela! Yikes! But then soon after we get to a very busy and very confusing Rodoviaria. All safe and sound and in plenty of time. We only realise this when we get to Trancoso much much later (18 hours) and are told that the clocks went back two days before (we´ve been on wrong time for three days!) Luckily the clocks didn´t go forward, we´d have missed the bus. So 18 hours on a bus full of Israelis and a smelly back loo. Mental note: sit at front of bus where ever possible. We set off and then stop again after about 30 mins. We wonder what ´àre we nearly there yet?´ is in Portuguese. We´ve both got our beer belly money belts on, not very comfy. Thanks to wonderful Claudine for providing Valium from Thailand. M and I take half each at about 10 pm (actually 9!)...We put on out BA eyemasks and crash out properly. During the night we are aware of bus stops and lots of very noisy people getting on and off the bus but we don´t really care...bliss! We tell our fellow travellers about the benefits of bus rides with Valium, but M keeps mistakenly refering to the Valium as Viagra. This also may explain why we get off the bus with swollen ankels?!

I wake slightly groggy but feeling generally ok after sleeping for about 14 hours! Quick brush of teeth and we meet Helena, a single girl from Amsterdam travelling on her own. She has a very cool American Apparel purple sweater (jealous!) and a diamond stuck on her tooth. It glints when she smiles. She tells us we really don´t want to be going to Porto Seguro or Arrial...its all Trance parties. Why don´t we follow her to Trancoso? So we do! Trancoso is like Ibiza Benirras beach on acid or Kho Phangan. Full of hippies from all over. So many cool tattoos! Its set round an idillic village square where you can sit and watch football ot eat or drink...its very quaint and M and I love it. Helena helps us finding a pousada on the square...white fluffy towels and our own room! We meet some guys whom Helena knows from before, we slowly realise that this place could slightly be like the Gambia and that H could be slightly like Shirley Valentine. But Ron (pronounced Hon) and black Max (forgotten his name but does look like little max but black!) are very sweet and sort out a few things for us whilst in Trancoso. Show us the ropes. Including Acai completo which is now my new favorite food.

The beach is beautiful and we can´t get enough of it. M is still on at me about the hither to unseen blog...I promise her I´ll start it soon. Its idyllic and very chilled and potentially dangerous. I mean in the sense that although there aren´t trance parties every night there still seems to be a ridiculous schedule of parties to choose from including on the eve of the 23rd, dj Bushwacka playing??! We have dinner at a kilo restaurant. Here you help yourself to a buffet and then weigh your plate. We sneak back to the pousada for a disco nap, before waking up at midnight...donning naughty outfits. Whilst in Rio, I mentioned our shopping before...M has purchased a blue all in one playsuit (shorts and boob tube joined in the middle) This is now affectionately known as the naughty Brazilian playsuit because of the antics it breeds. Last seen at funk party under the golden arches of Lapa in Rio. I have a naughty dress which comes out to play. We meet Helena (H) at the mobile cart bar just off the square. Caipirinha´s and passion fruit things. We also spy a hobo horse and her foal searching for coconuts in a dumpster (the animals here just sort of live with humans and go about as they please), and we meet the Aussies: Olly, Miro and Duncan and Jess who´s English. Bushwacka rocks and we party until dawn´s crack which we head down to the beach for sunrise. I get bitten to buggery by sand fleas and end up wearing all the African kickoys (cotton throws) at once and look like a sheik. M meets wonderful Bernardo (Dr Bernardo) at the party. The next day once we surface and head back to the beach we´re walking along minding our own business when we see someone, Bernardo bounding, almost breaking his legs, over to say hello. This man has an undentable ego and can´t believe that we were trying to ignore him...´are you shy???`is his question. M and i giggle at him, but he´s actually very sweet and makes a nice fuss of us.

I like the Aussies instantly as does M. They´re all from Sydney and are very chilled rather cute and all in their early 20´s. God we´re old! The weather starts being rather cloudy and overcast so perfect weather for starting my blog...which I do even when the Internet is crap in cloudy / rainy weather. The Aussies are really roughing it and staying in hammocks above the bar at their pousada. Apparently its fine except for the trance music which plays all night?! What is it with trance here? Still thinking about minimal techno and the Colombian from London. In fact I´m really missing London and my mates and my family already. I have the flat situation also loomimg in the background which is stressing me out. Can´t really be bothered to mention in here but suffice to say: bollocks why did i think they were a cool couple? I decide again that I´m a terrible judge of character.

M´s tummy proves that there´s not much else to think about in paradise, but the beach and what to eat next. M is convinced she was a t-rex in a previous life so Thursday night I´m dragged out to find Argentine steak. Which luckily we find in Trancoso. 50 real later (same price as our accommodation!) we´re stuffed full of delicious steak and freshly cut french fries. Almost as good if not better than Huis Istas in Brussels. I point out I´m on holiday with a tummy! Bernardo joins us at the restaurant (there´s no denting this ego!) Not really sure at what point this happens but H starts behaving rather weirdly with us. She is now officially a bit of a stalker who follows us to Salvador and keeps popping up. She´s had a thing with this guy Ron and now its obviously not going right. I´ll never know that whole story, but she´s definitely got her back up about something.

My tan is coming on beautifully until I forget to put sun lotion onto my chest (hung over!)...I have lobster chest and am very cross with myself, plus M points out how dangerous it is...anyway I end up wearing my tshirt backwards so it covers it up. After the morning of the sand fleas I now have attractive spotty bite legs, gross. I look like I have the plague (which I note still occurs in South America according to lonely planet?!). I have also bought myself a new pair or shades actually in Rio. I love them but over the last week the heat and sweat on my face is melting the painted (aka cheap) frames. Rubbish! They´re going straight back to the shop in Rio when we get back.

The last night in Trancoso is a Trance party (Bernardo tells us it´s going to be the best one evah) on the beach. It really isn´t, but we do meet up with some English and Swiss guys. One of them is the cousin of Caroline one of M´s good mates from London. Firstly they stand us up, but then show up at the Trance party, we forgive them. Well M does. We also say bye to Olly and Jess, hoping to meet them later in Salvador for carnival.

It´s Monday and definitely time to leave Trancoso. We leave on a bus trying to escape H, which we think we do until she also shows up at the Rodoviario in Porto Seguro, but luckily not on the same bus to Salvador. We also meet Felix the German whom we last saw in Rio at funk party in Lapa. Small world, small gringo world. M sits next to Felix for the journey so I sit next to singing Brazilian woman. Ipod drowns out most of it, and we have front row seats. So this time without the help of Viagra, I sleep most of the way in ipod shuffle world. We arrive in Salvador at 6.30 in the morning. We´ve secured a hostel in Barra (which is a district by the beach). Salvador is a bit scary?!

Points of interest:

MOG - dogs which look like mice ie big mouse ears.
Acai - acai berries frozenish pulp (supafood!) banana, granola and some honey mmmm
brazillianplaysuits.com - our new business idea.
Are you shy??! - what all Brasillian men think.
Pousada - hostel or inn, B and b etc.
I have finger nails!
Want a new tattoo...

Bye for now...xxxxx